Monday, August 07, 2006

the results are in and compiled...

My name is Mark, and I’m a compulsive multi-tasker. Well, I mean I have been. And a very good one too, I might add. But after almost 30 years of refined practice, I have come to a conclusion:

Multi-tasking is bullshit, and highly over-rated.

The empirical evidence I gathered in researching this method of working and living is lengthy and detailed; suffice it to say the summary is all that matters. The philosophical and social ramifications are staggering, as is the glacial slowness it took for the scales to fall from my eyes.

I’d like to welcome everyone to my new operating instructions:

1.Go slow
2.Do less
3.One thing at a time
4.Relax

Hope you all have a great day. I plan to myself, at a most reasonable and relaxed pace.